Whilst I was watching some of that god-damned American rap music take place at the Pit, I was accosted by an Evangelist of sorts. He asked me, “If Christ were to come back right now, do you think he would be happy with.. this?”

I say nothing; I just look at him and shrug.

What do I think? I think Jesus is not gonna stomp on some kids’ nuts just because they wrote a song with a hook that goes “I’ve got cash out the ass; an ATM for a rectum.”

I also think he’ll be pleased with the second coming of the McRib.